Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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