Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
