Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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