butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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