My hand turned me down
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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