everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
How's work?
Spinning.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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