she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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