he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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