the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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