man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
dude. I can hear the air.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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