Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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