'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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