That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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