Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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