seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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