I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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