Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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