I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
