Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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