I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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