Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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