Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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