i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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