Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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