we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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