Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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