My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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