She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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