Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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