Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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