At least make sure they are 18
Why
thus making me awesome and them whores
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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