Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm bleeding and have questions
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