But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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