She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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