Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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