My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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