Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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