He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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