No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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