He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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