I wanna bring you to show and tell
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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