He disabled his match.com account in front of me
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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