would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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