I can text with my tongue
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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