One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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