Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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