I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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