Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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