And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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