im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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