Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Two words: nipple clamps
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