That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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