I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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