no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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