they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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