I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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