all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I could fuck to npr.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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