You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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