at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Bring me that man meat
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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